I Woke Up in Chris Body Lyrics – Lil Dicky ft. Chris Brown

I Woke Up in Chris Body Lyrics in English

[Chris Brown:]
Lil D^cky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I’m the man (oh shit)
I’m so fly and I can dance (whoa, whoa shit)
There’s tattoos on my neck (oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye (blip, blip)
I told him I’m his biggest fan yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM (yeah, I do, hold up)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh!)
Oh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really say the n-word?
What up, my n^gga? (woo)
What up, my n^gga? Big ups, my n^gga
We up, my n^gga, you p^ssy a^s n^gga
Man, f^ck y’all n^gga, ’cause I’m that n^gga
n^gga, n^gga, n^gga, I’m that n^gga

I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b^tch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that it’s freaky Friday
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
I’m in Chris Brown’s body
I drive his Ferrari and I’m light-skinned black

(Ring ring, what the f^ck)
I woke up and I’m Lil D^cky (Lil D^cky)
(Ugh, what the f^ck)
This shit is real weak
How his d^ck staying perched up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and ain’t nobody know my name (whoa)
Ain’t no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain’t nobody judging ’cause I’m black or my controversial past
I’ma go and see a movie and relax (woo, let’s go)
Ayy, I’m a Blood but I can finally wear blue (cool)
Why’s his momma calling all the time?
Leave me the f^ck alone, b^tch
Wait, if I’m in D^cky’s body, Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter’s in school
f^ck, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be?
What would I do?

[Chris Brown:]
I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b^tch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday
Yeah it’s Freaky Friday
I’m in Chris Brown’s body
I look at my soft d^ck with delight, it’s my dream dck

If I was Lil D^cky in my body, where would I be?
I’m tryna find myself like an introspective monk
[Chris Brown:]
I’m balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My d^ck is trending on Twitter, f^ck
Now I’m at the club, I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me in but he won’t let me in
[Chris Brown:]
I don’t know who that is
Wait, who the f^ck he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter it on the bouncer’s head (woo)
Walked up to that motherf^cker
[Chris Brown:]
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
[Chris Brown:]
That was the key, now we’re switching back

I woke up in Chris Brown’s body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to turn this b^tch sideways (oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can’t believe that it’s Freaky Friday

Wait what the f^ck?
[Ed Sheeran:]
And now I’m in Ed Sheeran’s body
It’s way less cool than being Chris Brown was

What the f^ck again?
[DJ Khaled:]
I’m DJ Khaled! Why am I yelling?

[Kendall Jenner:]
Huh, I’m Kendall Jenner
I got a vag^na, I’m gonna explore that right now (woo)
Holy shit, I got a vag^na (uh), I’m gonna learn
I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman