“A Man You Can Slap but Can Also Stroke Lyrics” sung by Mother Mother represents the English Music Ensemble. The name of the song is Verbatim by Mother Mother.
A Man You Can Slap but Can Also Stroke Lyrics
Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh, ye-ah-oh Uh-oh, ye-ah, uh-oh
I wear women’s underwear And then I go to strike a pose in my full-length mirror I cross my legs just like a queer But my libido is strong when a lady is near, yeah What defines a straight man’s straight? Is it the boxer in the brief or a twelve-ounce steak? Nah, I’ll tell you what a woman loves most It’s a man who can slap but can also stroke
Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it’s n^^ed It’s verbatim and it’s shakin’ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No more getting elated No more listless invitations
Ugh!
I live by a hospital And every day, I go out walking past its sickly windows I see people dying there But my tender age makes it hard to care The incinerator and a big smokestack It’s a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh (Makes me laugh) All I need is a heart attack, c’mon Humble my bones with a cardiac (Humble my bones with a cardiac)
Going in the wind is an eddy of the truth and it’s n^^ed It’s verbatim and it’s shakin’ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No more getting elated No more listless invitations
For the love of f^^k (Love of f^^k) For the sake of Pete (Sake of Pete) Did you ever really think you’d love (Ever really think you’d love) A guy like me? (A guy like me?) I am the rooster in the morning (Rooster in the morning) I’m the c^^k of the day (C^^k of the day) I’m the boxer in the briefs (Boxer in the briefs) I’m a twelve-ounce steak (Twelve-ounce steak)
Eh-oh, eh-oh Eh-oh, eh-oh Yabo, yabo Yabo, yabo Yabo It’s verbatim And yeah, and it’s n^^ed And yeah, and it’s shakin’ It shakes, shakes, shakes