“How I Beat Shaq Lyrics” sung by Dathings represents the English Music Ensemble. The name of the song is How I Beat Shaq by Dathings.
How I Beat Shaq Lyrics
And it goes and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit it!
Come on
And off we go
Brian check out guess what happened to me
(Another crazy story come on mickey)
I was hanging at the court just playing some ball
Working on my game (Yeah we heard it all)
I heard the fans screaming I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow it was 12 foot 3
It was shaquille o’neal (What? what did he say?)
(How ’bout some one-on-one you wanna play?)
I told him why not I got some time
But when I beat you real bad try not to cry
(Please michael are you for real?
One-on-one with shaquille o’neal?)
Yeah 34 center from the l.a. lakers
(You must’ve been nervous) I knew I could take him
Stared at shaq psyche him out
I said o’neal you’re in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close ’cause the story goes
It’s like boom (Boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (Slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
Out jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
Boom (Boom)
I juked and jived
Like slam (Slam)
I hear some people shout
Jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
So check it out I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was scoring jack s^^t (Was he hitting all the shots?)
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan I could change the pace
I said “yo shaq you didn’t tie your shoelace” (What?)
He looked down I stole the ball
I’m taking him to school now watch me all
A 3-pointer nothing but net
Come on shaq had enough yet?
Down by two I’m catching up
I guess you’re getting nervous ’cause you already lost
It’s like boom (Boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (Slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
Out jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
Boom (Boom)
I juked and jived
Like slam (Slam)
I hear some people shout
Jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
Dunk after dunk jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering (Michael’s the man)
Dunk after dunk jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering (Michael’s the man)
Announcers were shocked couldn’t believe it was real
(I can’t believe a poet just stuffed o’neal)
One more second was all that remained
I put the ball up I put him in shame
You may think I’m mad you may think I’m crazy
But the ball went in then he cried like a baby
Sorry shaq I should’ve let you win
You’re good too and we can still be friends
The fans went nuts they put me on their shoulders
And I hear a funny voice it sounds like my mother’s
“get up for school you’re gonna be late”
Mum! can’t you see that I’m playing a game?
“how you could be playing if you’re still in bed?”
“wake up! wake up!” she shouts “your goldfish is dead!”
Oh no! it was all a dream
And lydia my goldfish is dead it would seem
If it was a dream and it wasn’t real
How’d I get a jersey with the name o’neal?
Balam-bam-boolah balam-da-diddy-boom!
Boom (Boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (Slam)
I heard the crowd screaming
Out jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
I juked and jived
Like slam (Slam)
I hear some people shout
Jam (Jam)
I swear that I’m telling you the facts
’cause that’s how I beat shaq
Heh
Anyway thank you shaq for being such a good sport!
And thank you aaron carter for all the laughs and great music
Rest well my guy
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